GASOLINE & RUBBER - UNTIL DEATH TANK

$25.00

Gasoline & Rubber: Until Death Tank - A Fashion Statement (Suns out Guns Out)

This Bad Boy is a declaration of defiance, a middle finger to the reaper, and a promise to live life in the fast lane... until the very end (or at least until the warranty runs out).

What does this shirt celebrate?

  • Living life to the absolute octane level, because you only get one shot at this crazy, beautiful, tire-shredding ride. (We don't endorse shortening your lifespan, but we understand the urge to squeeze every ounce of adrenaline out of it.)

  • Saying "screw you" to the inevitable with a stylish flourish. Death can wait, there are too many adventures (and possibly traffic jams) to conquer first. (Maybe death will get bored and find a less interesting hobby.)

  • Looking damn good while doing it all. Because even if you go out in a blaze of glory (or a minor fender bender), you'll at least look like a badass doing it. (Safety first, fashion second... ish.)

  • The undeniable truth that even the Grim Reaper can't resist a good outfit. He might even offer you a lift on his motorcycle (although the hygiene might be questionable). (Just don't accept any candy.)

This shirt is a badge of honor for the thrill-seekers, the rebels with a cause (or at least a cool helmet), and anyone who wouldn't be caught dead (literally) looking boring.

Wear it with pride, and remember: Until Death (Do Part), and that part better be epic. (Just try not to break anything... too much.)

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Gasoline & Rubber: Until Death Tank - A Fashion Statement (Suns out Guns Out)

This Bad Boy is a declaration of defiance, a middle finger to the reaper, and a promise to live life in the fast lane... until the very end (or at least until the warranty runs out).

What does this shirt celebrate?

  • Living life to the absolute octane level, because you only get one shot at this crazy, beautiful, tire-shredding ride. (We don't endorse shortening your lifespan, but we understand the urge to squeeze every ounce of adrenaline out of it.)

  • Saying "screw you" to the inevitable with a stylish flourish. Death can wait, there are too many adventures (and possibly traffic jams) to conquer first. (Maybe death will get bored and find a less interesting hobby.)

  • Looking damn good while doing it all. Because even if you go out in a blaze of glory (or a minor fender bender), you'll at least look like a badass doing it. (Safety first, fashion second... ish.)

  • The undeniable truth that even the Grim Reaper can't resist a good outfit. He might even offer you a lift on his motorcycle (although the hygiene might be questionable). (Just don't accept any candy.)

This shirt is a badge of honor for the thrill-seekers, the rebels with a cause (or at least a cool helmet), and anyone who wouldn't be caught dead (literally) looking boring.

Wear it with pride, and remember: Until Death (Do Part), and that part better be epic. (Just try not to break anything... too much.)